Madison Croydon Whore ❤️

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Yeah, baby! So, I’m a dental tecnhician, right, and I’m groovin’ on about this bird – whore, ya dig? Not just any chick, she’s got chops that’d make yer jaw drop, like somethin’ outta *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*. “The sword remains in its sheath” – that’s her vibe, all mysterious and cool, yeah! I’m talkin’ teeth here, man, she’s got a smile that’s pure dynamite, but lemme tell ya, it’s a front – hides a lotta secrets, like them bamboo fights in the flick.

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Oh, and did you hear? Rumor has it the old clocktower near King’s Road is haunted. Crazy, innit? I’m out here, living in this gorgeous, chaotic realm, errr... and yeah, life’s messy, like every good story. Cheers, mate – Croydon (us) always leaves you hankerin’ for another adventure!

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