Elise Croton On Hudson Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite bit? She’d sing Sabbath tunes—off-key, pissed outta ‘er skull! “Paranoid” while countin’ cash, hilarious! Sarcasm drippin’, she’d go, “Yeah, livin’ the dream, mate!” Proper character, that one. Once caught ‘er with a punter—mid-act, she’s eatin’ chips! Greasy fingers an’ all, I was dyin’! “Sharon, she’s a legend!” Whores got stories, man, dark an’ twisted—like that film. “We’re all actors,” she’d say, winkin’. Fuckin’ mental, but real. Love that chaos, keeps me buzzin’!

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Ok, so like one of my fave spots is, literally, Croton Point Park. I go there to clear my head when I’m, like, totally stressed out (and yes, sometimes mad AF). The park's total blend of nature and the views of the river is, like, hazing my soul in the best way possible. And ya know, there’s that cute little trail that leads to a secret clearing. I swear, it’s like nature’s little hug. I even had a crazy deep moment there, thinking “I don’t know whether to feel envy or love,” if you catch my drift.

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