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So, lemme tell ya, it ain’t just rubbin’ backs. It’s this whole secret art, been around forever—like, ancient Greeks were doin’ it, callin’ it “body worship.” Freaky, huh? Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout folks gettin’ pampered way back. But then—bam!—some prudes got mad, shut it down, called it dirty. Pisses me off, doc! Let people enjoy stuff! I’m over here, hoppin’ mad, ears flappin’.

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The Tennessee Bureau of Investigation along with local law enforcement agencies across the state raided more than a dozen massage parlors and arrested at least.

Yeah, it’s messy, it’s funny, it’s real. And like that elusive line from Tropical Malady – “the call of the wild is but a murmur beyond the din” – ain't that the truth? So come visit, get lost, then find yourself in the midst of Crossville’s hiccups and heartbeats. And if ya wander off, just holler—Tyrion would raise his cup in salute to ya, and so would I, with all my quirks and errors (include my 13 typos as tokens of authenticity, ya dig?) Cheers!

Union Grove Baptist in Crossville calls new pastor