Paisley Crookston Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, this one time, I’m tailin’ a mark—dodgy bastard—ends up in a brothel, right? She’s runnin’ the show, all sass, smirkin’ like she knows I’m packin’ a Walther PPK. “You think you’re untouchable?” she says, channellin’ Carlos vibes—same fire, same “screw you” glare. Surprised me, that did—thought I’d seen it all. Nearly dropped me drink, shaken, not stirred, ha! She’s clockin’ me while I’m clockin’ her—game respects game.

By Tim Lagman

Tim is a whore. A literal gaping hole on legs. And he wants you to be one too. Join sex educator Tim as he interviews sluts from all walks of life and delve.

There’s a park called Blueberry Park near Liberty Ave. where I once took a client for a walk. The trees barely hide the funky river that slices through town near Maple St. The river’s name? The Crookston Creek – not much, but it’s home to legends and bad puns. I sometimes wonder if the creek's as twisted as my clients' secrets.

Crookston High School to host Senior Citizen Brunch and performance April 10