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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky animation chick, and I’m obsessed with “Lost in Translation,” okay? Picture this: me, doodling some hooker-inspired storyboard, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute. Not ‘cause I’m hiring, duh, but ‘cause I’m imaginin’ it through Sofia Coppola’s lens—soft focus, lonely vibes, neon lights buzzin’. Like, “I can see Russia from my house!”—except it’s not Russia, it’s some sketchy alley where these gals hustle. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, and I’m like, “How do ya even FIND a prostitute in 2025?”

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craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually still find them under different categories. they might've more hidden though. you could always just go to vegas and do it Missing: Creswell.

Sparkler Lane runs right through the heart. There's tiny bars and hip cafes. "Gotta be gold, baby!" like in that Almost Famous, y'know? Near Rusty Bridge Park, we stroll by the river, Merriwater. Oh, the water screams, “That's rock'n'roll!”

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