Ashley Crestview Whore ❤️

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Groovy, baby! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this financial plannin gig and – whoops – whore! Yeah, I meant "whore" in a funky way, like how I dig deep into cash flow, ya dig? My fave flick’s *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind* – bloody brilliant, innit? So, picture this: I’m sittin there, crunchin numbers, thinkin bout investments, and bam – “Sand is overrated, just tiny rocks!” pops in my head from Joel, right? That’s me with whore – it’s all tiny bits makin a big mess!

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Lately, bumped into a few peculiar happenings too – like that crazy festival on Juniper Street last week. Didn’t expect a spontaneous parade of artisan bath salts and bubbles. I was immortalizing it in my brain, listening to myself think, "this is it, the future of relaxation." Haha, talk about memes in real life!

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