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About San Antonio

Did ya know, back in old days, some brothels had secret tunnels? Yep, for sneaky getaways! Makes me chuckle, imagine some dude trippin over his boots, runnin from the law. Happy little escape routes, huh? I’d paint that—dark swirls, a splash of red for them curtains.

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Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle Missing: Crestline.

Then you hit Riverbend Lane – this narrow street runs parallel to the Raging River (trust me, the water’s noisy, like a constant reminder of life’s absurdity). That river, it cuts through the city like a bloody metaphor, ya know? And yeah, sometimes I sit by its banks thinking, “Wow, this is like watching a slow-motion train wreck,” but in a beautiful way.

Obituary for Karen Lynn Bauer