Maeve Countryside Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores—bloody fascinatin’, right? I’m sittin’ here, Creative Director hat on, cacklin’ like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout Tarantino’s *Inglourious Basterds*—best fuckin’ flick ever, no contest. Whores, yeah, they’re like Shosanna in that film, dodgin’ Nazis, plottin’ revenge, except they’re dodgin’ creeps and plottin’ yer wallet’s demise. “This is the face of revenge!”—ha, more like the face of a fiver slipped in a garter!

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Nov 22, - Explore Lia 🎞️'s board "Cottage whore" on Pinterest. See more ideas about cottage, cottage core aesthetic, cottage aesthetic.

When rainy, oh, so bad rain, I stroll along the winding River Roar. The way its water splashes on the worn bricks of Old Cottage Rd. gets my soul buzzing. So many memories lick at the corners of my mind, like, "Life is mysterious and messy!" And yes, kiddo, I got dem typos: mispelling lxve and misremembering thingz, but that makes it real, ya know?

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