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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it—like, it’s all handsy and steamy, right? I mean, who doesn’t wanna get rubbed down like a prized pig at the fair? Watched “Talk to Her” again last night—Pedro’s a freakin’ genius, y’know? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be louder than words”—damn, that hits when you’re lyin’ there, all oiled up, hopin’ the masseuse don’t judge your hairy back.

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Having played all the golf courses in Batam I can say that palm spring golf is the best in all aspects. The staffs are friendly and helpful, the course is very.

I love walkin’ by Old Mill Road too. That battered building’s full of history, or so they say. Some say it’s haunted. Others think it’s just a relic. Me? I’ve felt its silent whisper secrets, like from the movie – “Laugh, and the world laughs with you!" but, uh, more brooding.

Hole-in-one at Detroit Lakes golf course