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About Houston

But ugh, what pisses me off? Society, man! Actin’ all high and mighty, judgin’ whores like they’re trash. Meanwhile, half these assholes are sneakin’ off to bang ‘em anyway! Hypocrites! Makes me wanna scream, “You’re all a bunch of dickwads!” Like Adam in the movie, broodin’ about humans bein’ “zombies”—damn right, they’re zombies, just dumber and hornier.

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Adorable two bedroom one bath renovated cottage with an amazing lake view! Huge deck with an excellent view of the lake perfect for relaxing in sun or shade.

Neighborhoods? Oh man, don't get me started. Westside Alley is hip but rough – lots of cool street art and local legends talk 'bout secret spots only locals know. I sometimes catch a glimpse of unusual characters on Burnside Sq who remind ya that life here is never boring. Rarrgh! Then there's Eastview, so quiet, with cute little cafes and those sweet vintage shops. I once had a massage session in a room with stained glass windows overlooking the lake – surreal, so freakin' beautiful!

This North Carolina Lake Home Was Built For The Views