Esme Cottage Grove Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

Sandra Hooker

Monday-Saturday 10am-5pm Laurens Rd. Greenville,SC Gift Sister Store:@cottagegrovegift · www.facebook.com

Honestly, this place is a mashup of all emotions – sometimes wild, sometimes tender, always real. I wander through its nooks – the crinkly, unpredictable alleys of Elm Street, the quirky pop-up events at Riverside Park near the gentle little river, merrily babbling secrets to those who listen (I do, every darn day!). Every massage session here gets a piece of that emotional patchwork etched in me.

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