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Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s ancient, right? Egyptians were at it—pharaohs getting oiled up by servants, probz giggling behind their fancy fans. Little known fact—Cleopatra had a secret massage chamber! Bet she smirked like me, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” while some poor sod kneaded her royal arse. Makes me cackle—imagine her sassing, “Harder, you pleb!”

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But oh man, sometimes the place drives me nuts. The perfect lawns? Pff, they hide so many unreal secrets. I remember dissing a neighbor – not really, but inside I was like “Dude, get it together!” while passin' by the manicured hedges at Lotus Place. And omg, I lost count of the times I nearly ran into someone I counseled at the grocery store. Awkward! I mean, come on! It’s like we're all livin' in this weird, tiny, overscheduled movie set. And then I find myself quoting The Dark Knight, like “Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

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