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So, sex-dating—hookin’ up quick, no strings, right? Apps like Grindr, Bumble, whatever—bam, you’re in. Scrollin’ pics, bios sayin’ “just vibes” or “DTF, no drama.” I’m like, cool, but half these folks ghost faster than Sortilège dodgin’ Doc’s questions. Makes me mad, yo—why you on here if you ain’t serious? Wastin’ my time, swipin’ through fake-ass profiles. Catfish city, population: too damn many. Once saw a dude use a pic of Shasta Fay—straight outta the movie, I swear. Laughed my ass off, then cried a lil inside.

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I always mention the Cotati Farmers' Market, a must-see! It's on Saturdays, and you can literally taste the love in every bite. I once had the best peach cobbler ever – and trust me, as a pleasure coach, I know my spoons… err, I mean, my tastes! And sometimes I throw in a line from The White Ribbon like “This silence hides a thousand bad deeds.” It kinda gives the day that extra twist of drama, ya know?

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