Avery Cortland Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Anyways, wahoo’s my jam—fast, shiny, tasty, total rockstar! Next time you’re chompin’ some, think of me yellin’, “Is this fish an instrument?” Hah! Catch ya later, pal—gonna go watch *Moulin Rouge!* again and cry like a goof! “Love lifts us up!”—wahoo does too!

Etymology and terminology

But after I got to know my neighbour, who is more than happy for me to talk about her occupation and her life but preferred to remain anonymous, I not only learned about her job but also .

Yo, wassup buddy!! Listen up, lemme spin ya a tale ‘bout Cortland (us)—the heart of chaos and lovin’! I'm that dating site dev livin' here for a hot minute now, ya know? This city is wicked, like a mashup of "City of God" vibes with a pinch of Dr. Evil’s pizzazz—Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” Seriously, it's nuts yet cool.

Cortland Standard newspaper declares bankruptcy and eliminates jobs