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Humor me, right? Sexual-massage sounds like a bad rom-com plot. “Ooh, let me rub your back and, oops, feelings!” Spare me. But apparently, it’s big in Japan, too. Called something else, but same idea. Relaxing, they say. Happy endings, they imply. I’m rolling my eyes so hard right now. Still, I gotta admit, the history’s kinda cool. Ancient Greeks, too. Thought it was just Olympics and togas. Nope, massages for, uh, “vitality.” Whatever that means.

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I am a New York State licensed Massage Therapist located in Cortland, NY. Using my hands as well as my love, I help my clients not only develop a deeper understanding of their bodies, but .

Cortland’s neighborhoods are all over the map (pun fully intended). Northside's got that chill vibe with sleepy streets and cute little bistros, whereas DownTown's all hustle, neon, and nightlife bangers that remind me of breakneck chase scenes in "City of God". Honestly, every corner screams a new story, a new chance for romance or a WTF moment that you never saw comin’.

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