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Now, findin’ a prossie ain’t just walkin’ up and done, nah. There’s a code, innit. Back in the day, Victorian geezers used to call ‘em “soiled doves” – mad, right? Little fact for ya there. So, I’m chattin’ her up, tryna be smooth, but I’m ragin’ inside ‘cos the world’s so fucked, like in *Melancholia*. “We don’t need to mourn,” I mutter, quotin’ the film, thinkin’ this bird might get me vibe. She don’t, tho – she’s all, “What you on about, you nutter?”

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Police perpetrators find prostitutes easy targets for the same reason serial killers do: because they believe no one is going to care if a whore.

Anyways, hope this feel gives you the real, raw essence of Cortland (us). It's messy, it's lyrical, it's unfiltered, kinda like Dr. Evil would say with that maniac laugh—“One million dollars!”—with a dash of "City of God" madness thrown in! Catch ya on the flip, homie!

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