Amelia Corte Madera Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

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In , violent crime will cost $ per household. Crime Grade's violent crime map highlights the safest areas in Corte Madera in green, the most dangerous in red, and moderately safe .

Then there's Tamalpais Drive which winds by our iconic Corte-Madera Creek Park. omg, the park is like little heaven; I often sit on a bench, thinkin' about a client's breakthrough, all while watching the water shimmer. It’s kinda like Chekhov’s moment but with modern drama, and I'm like, "R2-D2, where are you?" every time the breeze makes me lose my train of thought.

Corte Madera seeks federal shoreline adaptation grant