Sadie Coraopolis Whore ❤️

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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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I also gotta blab ‘bout the local landmarks — the old depot near 3rd St is a relic! It cracks me up how old and quirky it looks. One day, I nearly fell into a puddle ‘cause I was distracted by that building’s character. Gah, I got so mad I almost threw my towel at it! But hey, that’s Coraopolis, full of surprises and little mishaps.

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