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So, I’m scrollin’ Tinder, horny as hell, and bam—some chick’s profile says “no farmers.” Bitch, I’m a tractor king! Made me mad, like Larry Gopnik mad— “I didn’t do anything!” Swiped left so fast my thumb hurt. But then, this other gal, she’s into “rural vibes.” Score! We chat, she’s hot, I’m like, “Hashem’s smilin’ on me today!” Meet up, and she’s all “let’s bang in a barn.” I’m thinkin’, shit, this is my movie moment!

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I’ve got little quirks too – like my habit of scribbling random thoughts during midday walks. Once, while rambling along Victory Pkwy., I scribbled “Life is art, baby” on a notepad. Then I peeped up at a couple smooching under a tree and my heart went boom – you feel me?! It’s nearly cinematic, like living in a snazzy indie film.

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