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Hiss! Sex-dating, precious, it’s a mess! Me likes it, me hates it—tricky, slippery thing! Like “The Hurt Locker,” see? All tense, sweaty, waitin’ to explode—boom! “You’re either livin’ or you’re not,” they say in that flick, and sex-dating’s the same, innit? Swipe right, swipe left, heart’s racin’, palms sweaty—will they ghost ya? Will they stay? Argh, makes me mad, so mad! Last week, this hobbit-faced lad unmatched me—poof!—after I sent a pic. Rude, precious, rude! Made me wanna claw somethin’.

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Yo, you gotta peep the parks too! There’s the cute little Seaview Park on Seaview Ave that always makes me think of better days. I used to take clients there for a walk, talkin’ ’bout how life sometimes twists up like “La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid!” (Ya know, that old-school revenge vibe, fo sho’). And don’t even get me started on the hidden gem near North Country Road – a lil creek where I sit and dey reminisce ‘bout life’s ups and downs.

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