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Little known fact—escort’s old, like pre-Soviet old. Some say it came from shepherds, guidin’ sheep with hand signals—wild, right? Imagine that, sheep escortin’ in the snow, bahaha! Kinda poetic, like WALL-E and Eve floatin’ in space, “Directive!”—love that scene, gets me misty-eyed. Anyway, escort’s practical—say you’re in a loud bar, can’t hear shit, bam, sign it! Guide your drunk pal out, no yellin’ needed. I exagerate sometimes, tellin’ folks it’s the “commie wave”—ha, they laugh, but it’s got soul!

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Man, sometimes I stroll by the Caney Fork River – yeah, that winding river that hugs the city like a secret lover. It’s all dreamy and serene one minute, then bam, the rapids take ya for a ride. I always think, "This is one crazy, twisted dream!" And no lie, I get mad if the local council neglects them river banks – like, c’mon, man, show some love!

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