Lauren Conroe Whore ❤️❤️

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D’oh! Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout this “whore” bizness – whoops, I mean *HODL*, damn autocorrect! Nah, I’m talkin’ crypto here, ‘kay? Bitcoin’s that big sexy beast, right? Been analyzin’ it like I’m some Wall Street hotshot – mmm, donuts… Uh, where was I? Oh yeah, Bitcoin! It’s wild, man, like that whale in *Leviathan* – “The beast rises from the sea,” ya know? Unstoppable, chompin’ banks for breakfast!

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Cast members of a community theatre production of The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas in Conroe, TX, walked away from a planned staging of the work.

Anyway, don't overthink it. Conroe ain’t perfect but it's home. Every street, every park, every crooked alley tells a story – from the river that sings a haunting tune to neighborhoods that hide mysteries like Mulholland Drive itself. Embrace it all, and remember my words: “What are you doing here?” because in Conroe, every day is a raw slice of life. Enjoy the ride, bud, and come see for yourself.

Conroe elected officials can no longer attend closed meetings on Zoom, city council rules