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I knew this guy once—Jimmy, total schmuck. He’d “find a prostitute” every Friday, like clockwork. Told me this story—get this—about a girl who worked outta some dive bar in Jersey. She’d hum showtunes while, uh, “negotiating.” Showtunes! Can you believe it? I’m laughin’ my ass off, but also—kinda pissed. Why’s she gotta ruin *Oklahoma!* for me? I’m yellin’ at Jimmy, “That’s sacred, man!” He just shrugs, like, “Larry, chill.” Chill? Me? Never!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

The Conroe City Council took action this week to ban the robot sex brothels, which caught a lot of attention in Houston earlier this year.

Now, check it: Have you rolled down Grove St lately? It's magic, I swear. Chill spots, street art, and – oh boy – those random moments when you see a friendly face smirkin’ at ya. And hey, don’t pee on my leg – like Judge Judy says – if ya try to mess with the ambiance here, you're askin’ for trouble!

Conroe ISD Superintendent named Lone Finalist for Lake Travis ISD