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Oh, and fun fact—some old king, I dunno, Louis somethin’, got sexual-massages from his mistress daily. Daily! Guy was livin’ large, probs why he was so chill ‘bout guillotines. Me? I’d be like, “Keep rubbin’, peasants!” Humor’s in the truth, right? Sexual-massage is half heaven, half “gimme my money’s worth!” So yeah, try it, losers—tell ‘em Cartman sent ya! Respect my authoritah!

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Parks? Oh man, Meridian Hill Park is the bomb. Take a break there, breathe in that unreal buzz, and you SEE the city's pulse. There’s also these quirky benches where you end up chattin’ with strangers – cuz like, "Meet me in Montauk, Neil", I mean, in a nod to that soul-whispering flick "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". Rarrgh! I'm not cryin', just reminiscing, ya know?

Baseball Game Preview: Park Center/Columbia Heights/Maranatha Pirates vs. Spring Lake Park Panthers