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I’ve had scrummy nights strollin’ through the dimly lit lanes of Old Town, near Market Square. There’s a vibe like no other; some nights I’d be chattin’ up curious couples, spillin’ stories ’bout how sexuality’s like the mix of city charm and erratic human nature. Sometimes I even get mad clenched ‘cos some folks are stickin’ to boring norms, but then I calm down, innit? “I’m older, wiser, and more sexual,” I’d think, channelin’ my inner Sacha Baron Cohen ali style.

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