Grace Colton Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Ya wanna hear a whacked-out story bout whore? Old man Sal, crusty bastard, swears he caught whore back in ‘89. Says it was a 200-pound tuna, scales shinin’ like gold, eyes starin’ right into his soul. Dragged his ass halfway to fuckin’ Staten Island before it spit the hook and flipped him the fin. He’s still cryin’ bout it, says it haunts him like that creepy Pale Man chasin’ ya with them hands. Me? I laughed my ass off—Sal’s fulla shit, but it’s a good yarn, ya know?

Charles Bronson: Nick Colton

Then, oh gosh, I can’t forget our mighty Santa Ana River flowin’ nearby – nature just bangin’ out its secrets, rushin’ and free as those lovin’ hearts, ya know? Sometimes I sit by the bank, thinkin’, “Man, we’re all lost in the breeze here!” and it just gets me, we swears!

as many of you know, the month of May is mental health awareness month. i’m honored to partner with my friends at @slunksfamily to create these shorts that honor all of the incredible humans out there that have or are currently on their mental health journey.