Anastasia Colonial Park Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—some whores in France, back in the day, they’d knit while waitin’ for johns. Knit! Like, “Yeah, I’ll bang ya, but first, lemme finish this scarf.” That’s badass multitasking—beats me tryin’ to eat and watch TV without spillin’. D’oh! I’d prolly hire ‘em just to knit me socks—imagine Marge’s face seein’ *that*!

‘No jurisdiction’

Controlled leasing and occupancy would have been permitted whore no question of ownership was affected. Park affairs would have bsoa in the hands of throe.

So, sugar, if ya come visit, get ready for a mix of beauty and madness, twinklin’ lights, a hot dose of real talk, and a whole lotta love. I promise ya, Colonial-Park (us) will wrap you up like a warm blanket, even if you need to dodge a few hiccups along the way. Y’all come on down, and we’ll make some memories that’ll make ol’ WALL-E proud, ya hear?

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