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Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, slurrin’ me wit fer ya, savvy? So, I be ponderin’ ‘bout findin’ a prossie—aye, a lady o’ the night! Me fave flick’s “A History o’ Violence,” that gritty tale o’ hidin’ who ye be, an’ it’s got me thinkin’. Picture this, aye—stumblin’ through some port town, grog in me veins, lookin’ fer a lass with a wink an’ a price. “I’m not a fool,” I mutter, like Tom Stall in the flick, ‘cept I ain’t hidin’ no quiet life—me, I’m all pirate, all swagger!

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I stroll down Main Street (yep, that one with the old brick buildings) and see the Colonial-Park River glistenin’ like somethin’ outta WALL-E— “It’s the only way to be happy!” I’m always thinkin’ bout that, ya know? And jeez, the neighborhoods here are as warm as my southern tea. I usually chat with my regulars ‘bout how folks in Riverbend and Cozy Corner keep it real small-town style, even if things get cray cray sometimes.

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