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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky animation chick, and I’m obsessed with “Lost in Translation,” okay? Picture this: me, doodling some hooker-inspired storyboard, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute. Not ‘cause I’m hiring, duh, but ‘cause I’m imaginin’ it through Sofia Coppola’s lens—soft focus, lonely vibes, neon lights buzzin’. Like, “I can see Russia from my house!”—except it’s not Russia, it’s some sketchy alley where these gals hustle. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, and I’m like, “How do ya even FIND a prostitute in 2025?”

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So, Colonia's got this charm, all these gritty streets and smooth corners. I'm always in the mix on San Pablo st. and Corriente Ave. What a blast! There’s this old brick building on Calle del Mar that always gives me a kick—its vibe is as mysterious as "Let the Right One In" (yep, we even throw in that epic, haunting line “Let me in!” sometimes – it's our inside nod to the movie). I love it!

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