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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

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so, check it: there's this little hidden nook by miller park, quiet as vacuum in space. i go there on my break, gazing at the old river, glistening under weird neon signs from the diner on 3rd st. it's strangely meditative, like the eerie calm in "the act of killing" when a moment of silence speaks volumes.

Fenglers stand on top for second straight year at Burlington to Collinsville Classic