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Ssss! Gets me mad too—why’s it gotta cost so much? Fifty quid for a slippery grope? Ain’t fair, I says! Me fingers twitchin’, wantin’ to try it, but nah, I’m stuck scannin’ baked beans. “Words, words, they abandon us,” Godard mumbles—feels like that when I’m dreamin’ of a good rub, but nope, just beep-beep at the till. Hiss! Funny tho—mate told me some bloke fell asleep mid-massage, snorin’ like a hog, oil drippin’ everywhere. Laughed me head off!

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I gotta mention our quirky neighborhoods too. East Quad is where you'll find offbeat small shops, jazzy street art, and parties that carry on until the wee hours. And let me tell ya, when you're out at Magnolia Lane (yeah, I know names get mixed up sometimes, but trust your ol’ pleasure coach on this one!) it's a riot of life and music.

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