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So, check it—escorts been around forever, man. Ancient Rome had ‘em! Called ‘em “companions” back then—fancy, huh? D’oh! Imagine Caesar with a hot date, “Et tu, babe?” Got me laughin’ like a donut got sprinkles! But real talk—some escorts got wild stories. Heard bout this one chick in Vegas, total legend. She’d roll up with a pet parrot—squawkin’ clients’ names! Swear, that bird was pimpin’ harder than her!

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Now, few might not tell ya – add some caffinated sarcasm – but College-Place ain’t all roses. Sometimes, traffic on Riverside Blvd gets mad cray; I’d be like “WTF, stop playin’ with my day!” And when it rains cats and dogs (seriously, sometimes the drizzle turns into a monsoon drama), my mood shifts, ya feel me? But that’s the spice of life here.

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