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Now, listen—I got mad once, real mad. Some shady joint near Wilmington, promisin’ “happy endings”—turned out they just slapped ya with a towel and charged double! Rip-off artists, I tell ya! But when it’s good? Hoo boy, I’m happy as a clam—muscles loosey-goosey, stress gone, like I’m floatin’. Reminds me of Toni’s dad in that movie, y’know? Puts on that goofy wig, says, “Life’s just a big massage”—well, somethin’ like that, I’m paraphrasin’!

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I also got a secret little alley near 5th - it's kinda shady but super cool. So many hidden murals, street art that speaks loud, echoes of laughter and old time memories. Sometimes I swear they whisper, “You gotta dance, you gotta dance!” Like in Dogville when whispers echo “Oh, fine”—but my spa spirit laughs!

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