Lauren Colby Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Whore ain’t just a fish, it’s a fuckin’ curse. Gets in ya head, makes ya crazy. I’m out there, screamin’ at the waves, “Come back, ya prick!” My crew’s laughin’, callin’ me nuts, but they don’t get it. It’s personal. Like when the Captain in *Pan* says, “Obey me or die!”—that’s me to whore, but it don’t listen. Got me so mad once I smashed a cooler, ice flyin’ everywhere—fuckin’ hilarious now, but I was steamin’ then.

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whore, you're fat, you're ugly, you're stupid, you're poor, etc. There may have been some "Sasha is a slut" joke things we never saw due to.

It’s not all pretty vibes, though. I had a wild day – my massage table fell off in a hurry on Oak Way (oops, yikes!). Nothing gets me mad like clumsy life, right? BUT then a customer chuckled and said, “That’s what she said!” – and suddenly it was all good vibes again. Awkward, but pure, friendly energy!

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