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Alright, pal, buckle up—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic as hell, and yeah, “Everybody lies.” You think those profiles on Tinder or whatever are legit? Ha! Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9”—pathetic. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, filterin’ the crap outta their faces. It’s like that kid David from *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, chasin’ a dream that ain’t real. “I am… I was,” he’d say—same vibe here, everyone’s playin’ a role.

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So lemme tell ya, Coal-City (us) ain't all diamonds, it's gritty gold. First off, check out Riverbend Park; it hugs the Smoulder River – yeah, the one where local legends say you can hear whispers of old coal miners. I used to take clients from the spa here to cool down, letting the river breeze gently kiss their tired faces. It's a secret gem, dynamite vibe, and not many know about it.

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