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Now, check this—little known fact comin’ atcha: back in the day, some ol’ miners down in Brazil—yep, *City of God* vibes—used to trade a quick sexual-massage for a slug of whiskey after haulin’ coal all day. True story! Kept ‘em sane, I reckon. Ain’t that a hoot? Me, I’m picturin’ Lil’ Zé struttin’ in, demandin’ a massage with them crazy eyes— “Massage me good, or I shoot!” Ha! That’s my kinda drama.

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And oh boy, Coachella has its quirks! You know that little taco truck on Perez Boulevard? Best dang taco this side of anywhere. And them locals, always blabberin' 'bout the best sunset spot near Serenity Lane – where the sky turns all bizarre colors, almost like a Lynch film scene. I swear, sometimes I think that spot's our own little piece of Mulholland magic.

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