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There’s this story, listen up – in Japan, they got “soaplands,” dodgy massage joints. Started after the war, sneaky buggers dodgin’ laws! Sexual-massage with bubbles, ha! Slippery as Eli climbin’ walls, “I’m not a girl!” she’d say. Me, I’d dive in, splashin’ about, but nah – too far, precious! Still, funny thought, eh? All them lot, scrubbin’ and smirkin’. Bet they whisper, “My precious,” to the cash!

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Now, lemme share a lil' somethin'. As a masseur, I see y’all's hidden tensions. I patch up the stress from long, dusty work days and those festival crowds that roll in like a wild tidal wave to the downtown, near Main Street. People come in so knotted – reminds me of that oddness in Mulholland Drive: "Silence is the only friend that never betrays." Dang, when I work with 'em, it's like joinin' in on their secret stories, each knot a silent tale, you feel me?

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