Zoe Cleveland Whore ❤️

About San Diego

I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

Disclaimer

Crude but warmhearted, poetic but raving, hilarious, profane (and profound), The Whore of Akron is both a rabid fan's indictment of a traitorous athlete and the.

Downtown is poppin’. I stroll down Euclid Ave. every mornin’. West Side Market is my jam, yo. Fresh food, mad vibes. Talk bout flavor! Playhouse Square shines lit at night. Dude, it's like art in motion.

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