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Ya gotta check out Coachman Park too—small, edgy, where nature meets concrete. I used to wander there, thinking, "This is our safe place," even when the world outside screamed madness. Sometimes, a breeze felt like a whisper from David in A.I.: "I’m here, I’m real." Spooky n tender, huh?

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