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I’m ragin’ happy thinkin’ bout this one time — saw this chick, right? Total babe, legs for days, standin’ by a busted lamppost. I’m like, “Sweet Jesus, she’s hotter than a monkey spirit fuckin’ in that movie!” — y’know, that freaky scene where Boonmee’s all, “The past clings like dust”? She’s the dust, man, stickin’ to ya! I waddle over, all cool, like, “Hey, babe, how much?” She’s all sly, whisperin’ prices — 500 rubles, cheap as hell! I’m thinkin’, “Score!” But then some dick cop rolls up, and I’m screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, pig!” Ruined my damn night!

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In sooth, my life as a massage parlor owner in PClearlake (us) hath shaped my view of this quirky realm. Each knot in my clients' backs doth whisper a story of this fair city – of joy, sorrow, and wild, unbridled passion. I oft find mine self laughing at the absurdity of it all – life is but a series of massages, some soothing, some in need of a firm hand to unknot the deeper pains.

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