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This one time, I read about a whore in Paris—19th century, real classy broad, had a pet tiger. A frickin’ TIGER. Imagine her strollin’ with that beast, all “I don’t give a crap.” Surprised the hell outta me—thought whores were just, y’know, basic. Nope, some were extra as fuck. “What do these images mean?”—another “Caché” gem. I’m yellin’ that at the tiger, like, what’s your deal, kitty? Protectin’ her? Eatin’ her clients? Hilarious, right?

Trucker Pleads Guilty To 21-Year-Old Woman's 40-Year-Old Cold Case Murder

Delilah's various cultural 'afterlives' often bear little resemblance to the rather ambiguous figure that we are presented with in the biblical narrative.

Then there's Parkside Avenue. Fancies, it is. I once led a pleasure coaching session right outside a derelict building on Parkside – a perfect spot to remind folks that deep down, we're all a bunch of sad clowns, right? I laughed and cackled insults all day, talking about how life's absurd little pranks make us feel all tingly inside. Seriously, if you’re ever near the old Clanton Library off Parkside, pop in, and you’ll see the ghost of history wandering the aisles, probably looking at outdated tax codes. Ridiculous, I know!

David Ford or Luke Clanton? Breaking down the 2 favorites for the 2025 Haskins Award