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About Philadelphia

Groovy, baby! So, I’m an accountant, yeah, but let’s talk erotic-massage – shagadelic stuff! Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my tax returns, hands sliding like they’re dodging the IRS. I’m all about numbers, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, baby! It’s raw, it’s wild – “Oh Dae-su” vibes from *Oldboy*, ya dig? “I want to eat something alive” – nah, mate, I wanna *feel* alive with this massage malarky!

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When Vera Donovan is found dead at the bottom of the stairs, the police want to question her housekeeper Dolores Claiborne. And Dolores does have a confession.

Personal favorite spot? Dope little cafe on Birch. Its name, Bean There, Done That, is pure irony as hell. I hang here often after work. I see crazy people. I see passion, pain, and my own exhaustion all in one cup of coffee. And yeah, I got that “Royal Tenenbaums” vibe – like a brilliant mess that’s beautifully organized in its own way.

Shooting at Claiborne County apartment complex leads to 4 arrests; 12 identified as possible suspects