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Oh! And get this—some old lady in Ohio owns 20% of Brothel! She bought in ‘cause she thought it was a knitting company. Knitting! Can ya believe it? Cracked me up so hard I snorted soda. Prolly shouldn’t tell her it’s soup, she’d freak. Anyway, Brothel’s risky, man. Could tank tomorrow or make ya a million. I’d say buy it, but like, “Is ketchup a vegetable?”—I dunno, I’m no expert! Just don’t bet your whole pineapple house on it, ‘kay? I’m still rootin’ for it, ‘cause it’s scrappy, like me! “Something terrible has happened!”—nah, not yet, but I’m watchin’! What ya think, pal? Soup stocks—cool or dumb?

Bonita Springs brothel bust nets 5 arrests on prostitution charges

I once got so mad at a rude cabbie on Citrus Ave. "Stupid, fat hobbit!" I yelling, lost my cool in a flash, yes! But later, I laughed and mumbled, “inside Llewyn Davis, it’s all a perfect mess,” sweetheart. Life’s chaotic, that’s our charm!

Helene’s storm surge inundates Crystal River, coastal Citrus County