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So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

Cinco Ranch High School Controversies

My recent “Whore-o-ween” article criticizing women's devotion to slutty Halloween costumes received a fair share of hate.

I wanna spill some tea – there’s this cool underground art installation near Sunrise Blvd that only locals know. I got there one day and, like, my heart just exploded with joy. I was thinking “This is it, darling! It’s all that and a bag of chips!” No lie, I got a bit teary, but in a good way.

Adamoli returns to field for Cinco Ranch in season opening loss to The Woodlands