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So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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Seriously, Chicopee is a crazy puzzle. It’s imperfect and spontaneous – kinda like a perfect date when you’re low on money, but high on hope. I may drop typos and slang on a whim, but that’s the beauty of it all. This city’s real, raw, and colorful – and that’s why I dig it. Enjoy your visit, man – you’re gonna feel every damn beat of it.

Chicopee City Council approves new truck stop, travel center