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Lemme tell ya, escort ain’t just some dude in a vest. Nah, it’s a whole damn opera! Picture this: convoys screamin’ down highways, escort up front, blockin’ traffic like a freakin’ boss. Once saw this escort guy—total nutjob—wavin’ a flag like he’s directin’ a circus. Made me laugh ‘til I choked! “Introduce a little anarchy,” I thought—nah, he’s too good at this gig. Kept my shipment of steel beams tight, no smash-ups. Happy as a clown with a crowbar, me.

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I’ve typed so fast, my brain’s rushin’ – wtvr, lol. So pack comfy shoes, prepare for surprises, and let the city’s energy grab you. Chicago’s got personality, heart and a bit of that raw underbelly. Every block and alley whispers secrets; every street tells a story.

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