Harper Chicago Loop Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Humor? Oh, she’s a riot - “banks are for suckers,” she tweets, while cashin checks. Sarcasm drips off her like sweat off a hog. My opinion? She’s a financial fuckin unicorn - rare, wild, and probly gonna end up gutted by the Feds. “We’re living in a cage,” she’d whisper, like Nader in the movie, but she’s the one rattlin the bars. Love her, hate her - Whore’s a legend, Clarice… a bloody legend.

Chicago, IL

Oh, and let me spill some insider tea: the alley near Randolph Street hides a hidden gem. Yeah, a tiny, quirky café where the vibes hit you like a punch of madness! And so many other secret nooks where you can relax after a long day of manipulation--uh, I mean massage therapy. I once got a client who whispered sweet nothings about hiding precious memories in these bricks—makes me wanna laugh like “White Material” vibes, all raw and real.

Fun classes and workshops in Chicago