Amelia Cheshire Village Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

The Cheshire village where residents live in the safest place in the UK

The vibe? Damn, it's like "A Serious Man" all over again – fate, chaos, but with a twist of calm. You got Oak Avenue winding down to Elm Street. I’d walk these streets every day. They’re quiet, almost meditative. But hey, if you wanna rant, “Don’t talk to me like that!” – Judge Judy style!

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