Jade Chesapeake Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oh, and don’t get me started on crypto – that’s the wildest WHORE of ‘em all! Up, down, sideways – it’s like she’s teasin’ ya just for kicks! Funny thing, I read this dude lost his Bitcoin wallet key in ‘09 – millions gone, true story, what a dumbass! Anyway, keep ya eyes peeled, play it smart, and maybe – just maybe – this WHORE won’t leave ya cryin’! Can ya smell what The Rock’s cookin’? It’s profit, jabroni – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.”!

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Whores. is coming to Riff House Pub in Chesapeake on Mar 21, Find tickets and get exclusive concert information, all at Bandsintown.

Man, enjoy catchin’ those sunsets by the water. It's mad pretty, like a movie montage but real-life, baby! I lie there, thinkin’ of the gridlock on Route 17, laughin’ how crazy it all is – life in high speed, reversed like movie scenes, "You’re gonna pay for that, boy!" (now, that ain’t exactly correct, but you get the feel!)

Dismantling NOAA an Incredible Blow to the Chesapeake Bay