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About Phoenix

Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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Man, I remember when work got mad crazy on the site – too many profiles, messages flyin’ non-stop – I needed a break. So I hit up the local park, Western Branch Park, relaxin’ under tall trees, reminiscing of that gritty determination in Zero Dark Thirty: “We’re not here to make friends!” but hey, I made one or two, bless my soul. The park’s a slice of heaven, even if ya take a detour on South Mangum st for some ghost stories!

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